i pad? i pad. i pad!

When you think of a pad, i think of a black man on my floor cleaning my shoes, loafer to be specific. JK LOL ROFL I LUV BLACK GUYZ. You know what they say once you go black.....you never have good credit. Ah that's not true, i myself am an African-American and comtribute greatly to my community with my record label, and low riding cadillac. But back to the ipad. What is up with apple thing of putting the i before all the stuff, is the iraq next, what about the iran, they really need to draw the line somewhere. But once again back to the ipad, it is just another way for our youth to access rap music, which we all know is the source of modern  Nazism.